Stan Stylez’ Intergender Bonanza held its latest event, Hallocream Havoc from the H2O Wrestling Center in Williamstown, New Jersey on October 26, 2023. Here’s what happened:
The show began with the IGB Super Champion, Marcus Mathers in the ring talking about his history with Intergender Bonanza, starting as a ringside photographer and ending with him being a two-time Super Champion. As Mathers started to run down the scheduled events for the evening, he was interrupted by the cWo.
With a microphone at ringside, Stan Stylez challenged Mathers to take on the entire cWo right then. As the cWo circled the champion, Mathers’ challenger in the main event at the end of the night, Su Yung, ran in to make the save and ensure that Mathers was at full strength for their title clash.
MATCH #1
SHANNON LEVANGIE vs. DYLN MCKAY
Shannon Levangie used her quickness to earn an early edge after a springboard hurricanarana, cazadora roll up, and crucifix roll up, but Dyln McKay evened the score when he used a waist lock to propel Levangie into the turnbuckle and followed with an ushi garoshi, low kick and standing moonsault for a near fall.
Now in control, McKay used a bulldog choke to slow things down until Shannon reached the ropes to force a break, then rolled to the apron. McKay followed and hit a Pelé kick and reverse neck breaker on the apron, then climbed to the top for a Shooting Star Press.
McKay missed the Shooting Star and Levangie rolled to the apron. Dyln approached and Shannon kicked him in the head then returned to the ring with a hurricanrana to set up Sliced Bread #2. Levangie climbed to the top, but missed the Sparkle Splash when McKay got his knees up.
McKay returned to the bulldog choke, but Levangie escaped, kicked him in the head, and hit a Tornado DDT. Levangie came off the ropes, but McKay reversed with a spinning tombstone piledriver for a near fall. McKay hit a running knee and a Kamigoye, but never made the cover. Instead, McKay lifted Levangie into a fireman’s carry. Levangie escaped with a reverse hurricanrana and hit a springboard destroyer, then climbed to the top rope where she hit the Sparkle Splash for the win.
WINNER: SHANNON LEVANGIE
MATCH #2
ADENA STEELE vs. XAVIER CROSS
Xavier Cross tried to play games and get inside Adena Steele’s head early, but Adena quickly grew tired of Cross’ act and started unloading with punches and forearms to Cross before ramming his head into each of the four turnbuckles. Steele got a near fall after a Yakuza kick and a low cross body, but Cross was back on his feet first.
Xavier Cross hit several forearms to the back of Adena Steele, then choked her with the middle rope until the referee forced a break. Immediately, Cross switched to a boot choke and, of course, the referee forced another break. After a scoop slam earned Cross a near fall, Steele started to rally, but Cross choked Adena once again to retake control of the match.
Soon, though, Steele forced her way out of a rear chin lock on the mat and quickly hit a lariat, bicycle kick, knee to the face, and reverse neck breaker for a near fall. As Steele set Cross up for the Fisherman’s neck breaker, though, Xavier broke free, rolled Steele up and used her tights for leverage.
WINNER: XAVIER CROSS
MATCH #3
CHRIS BRADLEY & KRISTIAN ROSS vs. AMAZINGLY SWEET
The tag team of Amazingly Sweet, Kristara and Alex Maze, faced an uphill battle against Kristian Ross and Chris Bradley due to the huge disparity in their sizes. Kristara tried and failed early to get Kristian Ross off of his feet with no success. Alex Maze tried the same with Chris Bradley with similar results.
Bradley withstood a barrage of dropkicks from Maze, followed by a spinning neck breaker, but Bradley quickly regrouped and slammed Maze’s head into the buckle. Bradley hit back to back corner splashes, a sidewalk slam, and a flying forearm for a near fall, then tagged Ross back into the match.
From there, Ross and Bradley slowed things down and cut the ring off to prevent Maze from tagging out to Kristara. At one point, after taunting Kristara, Bradley hit an elbow drop to Maze preceded by a “You can’t see me” for a near fall. Ross returned and Maze tried to mount another rally, but Ross used a lariat to drop Maze for yet another near fall.
Finally, with Ross and Bradley looking for some sort of combo move, Ross lifted Maze into power bomb position but was reversed with a hurricanrana from Maze that propelled Ross into Bradley. With Ross and Bradley down, Maze finally made the hot tag to Kristara who entered fast, but still could not figure out how to get Ross off of his feet.
Kristara’s first attempt at a German suplex failed, but her second was successful. Ross rolled outside the ring stunned and started to confer with Bradley as Kristara came right behind with a double basement dropkick through the ropes to both men. Alex Maze followed with an Asai Moonsault to both men and the rally was underway.
Kristara rolled Ross back into the ring and Maze followed. Ross, though, managed to grab Kristara by the throat when she approached, and picked Maze up in side slam position when Maze approached, then hit the choke slam to one and side slam to the other, leaving all three competitors down.
Bradley returned and attempted an Impailer DDT which was blocked by Kristara and converted into a step -up ensiguri. At the same time, Alex Maze climbed to the top rope for a moonsault. At that point, Ross returned and grabbed both Kristara and Maze by the throat, used a double Irish Whip to set up a double spear, then tagged Bradley back in for their team finisher to finally put their pesky challengers down for good.
WINNERS: KRISTIAN ROSS & CHRIS BRADLEY
MATCH #4
MR. OOH LA LA vs. ABBS
Just as this match was about to start, it was announced that Sean Henderson had been named special guest referee for the match, to the dismay of ABBS. The new referee did nothing to diminish ABBS’ confidence at first, as ABBS started the match offering Mr. Ooh La La a free shot on his rock hard stomach. First shot, no effect. Second shot, no effect. Third shot was an eye poke from Mr. Ooh La La. ABBS turned to referee Henderson for a ruling on the eye poke, but one was not forthcoming.
On the first lockup, ABBS pushed Mr. Ooh La La into the corner. The referee called for a break, but ABBS refused to do so. ABBS went for a punch, but Henderson grabbed ABBS’ hand to prevent the illegal strike. Obviously frustrated with the referee, ABBS unloaded on Mr. Ooh La La with power shots off the next lockup. ABBS followed with a hard whip into the corner that caused Mr. Ooh La La to fall to the mat, a series of hard stomps, and a stomach claw that nearly caused Mr. Ooh La La to submit.
The lockup after the ensuing reset ended with ABBS grabbing an abdominal stretch near the ropes. ABBS tried multiple times to use the rope for leverage when Henderson wasn’t looking, but Sean caught it every time. The final time, Henderson kicked ABBS hand off of the ropes.
Even angrier now, ABBS grabbed his Ab Roller from the corner to use as a weapon. Again, the referee was there to grab it away from ABBS before it could cause any damage. Now enraged, ABBS turned around for a full blown argument with referee Henderson. While that was going on, Mr. Ooh La La recovered, snuck up behind ABBS and locked in the Ooh La La Claw which force ABBS to submit.
After the match, and while Mr. Ooh La La celebrated with his superfans sitting next to me, ABBS confronted and then attacked Sean Henderson. As ABBS left ringside, Henderson took to the microphone and challenged ABBS to find a partner, while Henderson would do the same, for an epic future tag team clash.
WINNER: MR. OOH LA LA
MATCH #5
MARC ANGEL vs. KATRINA CREED
Marc Angel and Katrina Creed faced off in the corner in the corner and Angel took the first shot with a punch to Creed’s face. Creed returned fire, after reversing a whip into the corner with an up-and-over, with a drop kick and a Flatliner that sent Angel to the outside to regroup. As Angel decided to grab a steel chair from under the ring, Creed hit a basement drop kick through the ropes and the pair began to brawl around ringside.
When the action returned to the ring, Creed hit one European Upper Cut, but Angel evaded the second and hit a clothesline for a near fall. Angel maintained control of the match by choking Creed on the middle rope and got a near fall after two Hogan-esque leg drops. Angel grabbed a metal object and clocked Katrina in the head with it for another near fall, then went back to the steel chair idea.
Creed managed to boot the chair back into Angel’s face before he could swing it, then hit a clothesline that left both competitors down. Creed and Angel rose to their feet in opposite corners. Creed charged with a clothesline, then hit the apron for a slingshot spear. Creed followed with a series of stomps to Angel, followed by three leg drops for a near fall.
With some momentum, Creed set up a wooden door in one corner, then grabbed a pizza pan. Angel fought to avoid getting struck with the pans, but ultimately was pummeled left and right with two pans after Creed grabbed a second one. Angel somehow made it to his feet, but was positioned right in front of the door. Creed charged and speared Marc Angel through the door. Just as it seemed Creed was about to put Angel away, the savvy veteran rolled Creed up in a small package to get the victory.
WINNER: MARC ANGEL
MATCH #6
DUNCAN ALEEM vs. STEVE SCOTT
Duncan Aleem was well aware of 2Hot Steve Scott’s affinity for carrying multiple cell phones for mid-match selfies and instructed the referee to search Scott thoroughly. The referee found two on Scott’s person, one of which was the referee’s cell phone, somehow. Even stranger, the referee turned Scott around to search the back of his tights and pulled out a USB cable.
After an early flurry of offense off the opening bell, Duncan tossed Scott over the top rope. Scott skinned the cat, sort of, and tossed Aleem outside, then followed him for a brief ringside skirmish. Aleem returned to the ring first, but Scott seemed disinterested in doing so. Scott faked getting in the ring three different times, with Aleem getting tricked to drop an elbow the third time.
Scott rushed in with Aleem on the mat and and rammed Aleem’s head into the turnbuckle ten times. Aleem slumped into the corner and Scott charged, but Aleem picked up Scott’s cell phone and refused to give it back unless Scott stopped in his tracks. Once that happened, Aleem slowly set the phone on the mat, waited for Scott to pick it up, and then ambushed him.
Aleem took control after that with a splash and a Yakuza kick in the corner. Aleem lifted Scott onto the top turnbuckle and started to climb up, but Scott knocked him down and tried some sort of move from the top rope. Aleem caught Scott mid-air and converted into a spine buster followed by an elbow drop for a near fall.
Aleem tried to slow things down to maintain his advantage, using a long held rear chin lock to keep Scott under control. Scott eventually turned the tide by reversing an Irish Whip with a Thesz Press, a DDT into the turnbuckles, and a Blockbuster for a near fall. Scott went for a slingshot suplex, but Aleem blocked and countered with a a DDT from the apron for a near fall of his own.
As the match wound down, Aleem hit a boot and a reverse elbow for a near fall. Both men rose to their feet and exchanged blows until Scott hit a T-Bone suplex that sent Aleem crashing into the corner. Scott grabbed his cell phone, hit the Selfie Dog, then put Aleem away with a modified Michinoku Driver.
WINNER: STEVE SCOTT
MATCH #7
DARIEN HARDWAY vs. ZAYDA STEEL
Zayda Steel seemed overly confident as the bell rang to start this match. She went face to face with Hardway, talking trash the whole time, then gave Hardway a little shove. When Hardway started to react, Steel rolled out of the ring and ran as fast as she could from Hardway who followed right behind. They circled the ring twice before Steel rolled back in, ducked a clothesline, then converted a side slam into a Tornado DDT.
Steel went for a Cazadora roll up, but Hardway reversed and threw Steel backward over his head. Hardway hit a spear in the corner, as well as a long held vertical suplex that caused Steel to slump into one corner. Hardway approached, but the referee blocked his path and admonished Hardway. Angered and confused, Hardway had some words for the ref and a light shove before he returned his focus to Steel.
The short break gave Steel time to regroup. When Hardway approached, Steel jumped onto his back with a sleeper hold. Hardway easily flung Steel over his head to the mat, then charged for a spear in the corner. Steel moved and countered with a Yakuza kick. Steel stood on Hardway’s back until the referee forced a break.
With Steel still standing on his back, Hardway stood straight up and hit a sit out power bomb. Hardway went for the cover, but the referee was too busy tying his shoes to make the count. Furious, Hardway again confronted the referee. When Hardway turned around, Steel had grabbed a steel chair from ringside and swung it in Hardway’s direction.
Conveniently for Steel, the referee had his back turned as Steel swung the chair, then had it bounce off the ropes to hit her in her own head. The referee turned around as Hardway picked up the chair Steel had just dropped, assumed Hardway had hit Steel with it and called for the disqualification. After the match, Hardway justifiably knocked the crooked ref out with just one punch.
WINNER BY DQ: ZAYDA STEEL
MATCH #8
SEXXXY EDDY vs. STAN STYLEZ
CREAMY COMBAT MATCH
Without question, the match everyone wanted to see on this night was Creamy Combat. Stan Stylez and Sexxxy Eddy messed around quite a bit as this match began, starting with a gyration-off that lasted until Sexxxy Eddy started to do Stan Stylez’ pants trick. Stylez put an end to that and, one by one, hit Eddy in the face with his tear-away pants. Eddy again faked the pants trick, but smacked Stylez in the butt instead. When Stylez turned around, Eddy finally threw the pants in Stylez’ face.
Stan Stylez rolled outside the ring and returned with his famous Shake Weight. This led to a groin level, back and forth, tug of war over the Shake Weight. The two men tugged and tugged, faster and faster, until it exploded and knocked both men on their backs. The Shake Weight landed on Stylez chest, the referee made the count, and declared the Shake Weight the winner.
Obviously, the match quickly restarted, but Eddy’s first move was to call for what, at first, looked like a dance-off. The referee did the Stomp Stomp Clap and Eddy joined the crowd in singing “We will, we will rock you.” Stan responded with, “We will, we will cream you.” This led to Stylez and Eddy in a Bugs and Elmer debate going back and forth with “Cream You,” “Rock You,” “Cream You,” “Rock You,” until Stylez pushed Eddy forward into the middle rope and choked him with it.
Stylez whipped Eddy hard into the corner, causing Eddy to fall to the mat, and went for a waistlock takedown. Eddy escaped using a hip attack, then followed with a clothesline, back elbow, drop kick, and sit out powerbomb for a near fall. Stylez quickly responded with a Purple Nurple to Sexxxy Eddy. Naturally, Eddy grabbed a Purple Nurple on Stylez in response. Stan punched Eddy’s hands to force a release, then grabbed Eddy’s beard and tossed him across the ring by it.
Stylez grabbed his can of whipped cream from the corner and signaled for the stunner, but Eddy took the can, sprayed cream in the front of Stan’s tights and hit a reverse atomic drop. Next, Eddy sprayed cream in the back of Stylez’ tights and hit a regular atomic drop.
With cream flying everywhere, Sexxxy Eddy climbed to the top rope. Stan Stylez leapt to his feet, met Eddy in the corner, then grabbed him by his crotch. Stylez eventually body slammed Eddy back down to the mat and, once again, grabbed the whipped cream. This time Stylez loaded Eddy’s mouth up with cream, hit the stunner, and took home the hard fought victory.
WINNER: STAN STYLEZ
MATCH #9
SU YUNG vs. MARCUS MATHERS (c)
IGB SUPER CHAMPIONSHIP
The main event Super Championship match started with a test of strength that bizarrely ended with Su Yung biting Marcus Mathers’ arm. Mathers hit a drop kick and a Superman punch that sent Yung out to ringside. Mathers followed, but Yung waited until he was on the apron, grabbed his leg and sent him crashing down face forward. Yung hit a cannonball senton from the apron, then choked Mathers with a fan’s megaphone.
The action seemed poised to return to the ring until Mathers rolled back out and forced Yung into the chair of a fan at ringside with the fan still in it. Mathers ran a lap around the ring to get extra oomph on the bicycle kick then finally tossed Yung back into the ring. When Mathers followed, Yung blocked the referee’s vision long enough to sneak in a low blow kick to the Super Champion.
Yung suplexed Mathers into the turnbuckle, then grabbed a body scissors with arm bar submission. With Mathers’ hand so close to her face, Yung could not resist biting Mathers once again, forcing the referee to call for a break. Yung hit a DDT then looked for her kendo stick. The referee warned Yung about using the weapon, then yanked it out of her hands when she tried anyway. Soon after, Mathers hit a suplex that left both competitors down.
Mathers would make it to his feet first and unloaded with a spin kick, second rope stunner, German suplex, and a cutter that garnered just a two count. Mathers attempted the Bozo Buster, but Yung escaped and hit a few punches and kicks. Mathers tried again for the Bozo Buster, but Yung crawled between his legs, and hit several chops as well as a European upper cut.
Yung set Mathers up in the Tree of Woe and pummeled the champion with a series of Kawada kicks, then forced her boot into Mathers’ unguarded crotch. Yung charged from the opposite corner, but Mathers lifted himself up to evade. Seeing it unfold, Yung called an audible and hit a neck breaker for a near fall.
Back in control, Su Yung grabbed the famous glove and called for The Purge. Mathers managed to block the move, but Yung subdued him quickly with a throat punch and went for The Purge a second time. Mathers blocked that attempt by biting Yung’s hand and followed up with a spinning back fist, running bicycle kick and sit out power bomb for a near fall.
Yung rolled to the apron and Mathers followed. The champion and challenger exchanged strikes and headbutts on the apron until Yung hit a side slam on the hardest part of the ring and dragged Mathers back inside for a piledriver. In the corner, Su Yung seemed to go for The Purge, but climbed to the second rope standing over Mathers.
Mathers tried to reverse with a power bomb from the corner, but Yung reversed the reversal with a hurricanrana. Yung jumped up and went to spray the mist in Mathers’ face. The savvy champion covered Yung’s mouth with his own, sucked out the mist, and sprayed it back in Su Yung’s face. With Yung disoriented, Mathers easily hit the Bozo Buster and lived to fight another day as Super Champion.
WINNER: MARCUS MATHERS
The date for the next Intergender Bonanza event will be on December 22, when IGB returns to the H2O Wrestling Center for How The cWo Stole Christmas. Keep an eye on IGB’s social media pages for more information and match announcements as they becomes available.
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